A grilled chicken wrap is not powerful enough to quell a genuine, intensely felt craving for a Wendy's cheeseburger with bacon. Not on its best day.
Turns out that shopping at the mall with your daughter is a pretty good time when you can try on cool clothes and they actually fit. I'd completely forgotten, but lemme tell ya. That feeling IS powerful enough to quell any Wendy's craving, intensely felt or otherwise, any day of the week.
Blockbuster Video thinks it's perfectly okay to let a 17 year-old commit to a long term rental program and to subsequently deduct $29 from his mother's debit card on the 10th of each month without her consent. Or at least they thought so until today.
I've moved approximately fifteen times in my adult life. We're moving our office - for the second time in a year - this weekend. Just because you are well practiced at a thing does not mean it gets any easier. Or any more fun.
The move comes at a time when we are at our busiest, and we're losing a day this week because of it. That said, I have a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card, good all day Friday. What to do, what to do...mwahahaha.
There are people in this world I will never understand. I think that is as it was intended to be, part of some grand plan. Because these tend to be the very same people I will never care to understand. A coincidence? I'd like to think not.
My horoscope today advised:
An invitation to take off for parts unknown is tempting, but you've got something wonderful going on romantically, and with what the heavens are up to now, you really should stay close to home.
Here's a little secret sort of a thing I've never told anyone, living or dead. Back when, I used to have an elaborate escape plan. I knew where I was going, how I was going to live, the phone number of a landlord in Vermont, the rental rate on a three room bungalow on a country road, ways to prevent anyone from finding me, how much cash I needed up front and where it was coming from, when the time came.
It never did.
But I still have the plan.
And now you know.